I asked my husband if he have ever zipped himself up within his zipper. He said no, then a second subsequent he did it?

He was using the bathroom at the time. Am i a blip or what? Lol.

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My friend cut off an extra piece of skin on his private place, how do we stop the bleeding?

Ouch! "Franks and Beans." Hopefully he be able to "put a bet on up the train on the tracks."
I agree you are a jinx, but that be funny!
Thanks for sharing that.

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LOL that's funny... You jinxed him, hopefully it doesn't take place again and be careful next to waht you tell him presently. LOL :)

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Which sort of witch are you lol.

Is it possible to stretch your fore skin if you pull on it?

gah! simply a woman could laugh at that. jesus christ, you enjoy no idea how much that hurts. don't distract him when he's peeing from in a minute on.

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LOL.. Ouch!!
Yeah you jinxed him.. ya big meany :-).. poor bugger

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you prolly just distracted him or he required to make you hoot maybe...

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Wow I anticipate OW!
My wife asked to hold mine while I peed, wanted to touch what it was similar to. And you girls say WE hold bad aim! So I am never gonna consent to her zip me up.
But yes I hold zipped both the penis and one the skin on my nuts on seperate occasion. The nuts really didn't hurt as much. Mostly it's a scarey experience.

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whenever i was chopping onions and my ex told me to mind with the wound, i cut myself. never done it since he left! he be a jinx!

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It is call irony.

By the way, it hurts...A LOT!

For adjectives the doctors and men out there?

lol that unbelievably funny

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Poor guy! hahaha

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Talk just about under the thumb...that poor man...lol

your a what...not a malfunction

Is it weird for a man to sit down when he pees?

Zipper bite.

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okay this isnt a problem its just a crap story

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Women...you own NOOOOO idea how much that really hurts!

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I dispatch him my best wishes only a man know what it feels similar to, and yes you are o jinx lol adjectives the best

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I've done that and it's even more painful as you unzip afterwards to take yourself free.

my penis is 2 soft and weak and am singular 22 years old what is wrong beside me and how to solve that?

that is the meaning of SOD,S LAW.

merely it is a painfull way of proving it.