How do you impart yourself a lapdance?

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(Girls n Boys both please answer) I have a markedly big vein resting on my penis, is this any problem for me?

ASK YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT SHE WAS GREAT !!!

what? r u kiddin' me!! why the hell would u ask a question similar to dat i mean who wants/could afford a lapdance to themselves u must be pretty desperate kid

What is the most enjoyable article you have experienced....?

hehe funny... you stand up and do a couple of sexy moves to a bench and then approaching almost spontaneously sit down... and visa versa, you know there may be that split second that you are truly giving yourself a lap tap... Good Luck buddy!

Does males have "menapauses"?

lol you cant!!

Sexualhealth?

HAHAHA!!!