What would you do if someone literally kicked you in the face? I would try to blow up the other dudes scrotum.

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You mean try to blow it up similar to a balloon? No that's a bad perception, he may like it and see you in the obverse several more times.

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negative, when he kicked you right in the obverse, you'd prolly down for a couple of seconds... thus, giving him asn advatage to run. best entry to do is: a good defense is an offense contained by this matter, if you are aiming in his ball... kicked it as hard as you can, afterwards when he's down, kick him contained by the face. as expected just do that if you are prepared to travel to jail...lol