I hold a lot of butt down! HELP!?

Hey im a 17 year old guy and i hold a TON of hair on my ***. Their's down going down the crack, and hair on the actual butt itself.

I'm not TOO woolly anywhere else. Hair becomes a hassle when you try to clutch a crap and it gets adjectives stuck in your butt quill..

Seriously though, how can I remove my hair from INSIDE my crack!?

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Calling the USS Enterprise!!

Attention Capt. Kirk!!

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Big problems?

shave it

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Shave or wax it in a mirror, or get a friend to do it for you...if you enjoy a friend THAT good.

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Look for a local salon that does Brazilian wax. Good luck.

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LMFAO!!!

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u should wax it i'll feel better after u wax adjectives of it

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Too much information, just shave it.