I think something is seriously wrong down in that?

last night i took my usual sleeping concoction: 4 ambien and 4 shoots of rum. i slept ok, i dreamt of unicorns and balloon, so that made me happy. anyway, i woke up this morning and my butthole is rather sore. i had 2 unmentionables staying at my house ending night. what do you regard as could have happen?

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please answer this... !?

have you located the bottle of rum?

Does Circumcision hurt???

I reflect your vision is obstructed by the walls of your colon.

lubrication?

Sniff your fingers, the answer is right in that.

Embarrasing Question -- why is it everytime I pull up porn on the internet I hold to go to the bathroom?

Liver Failure.

Does human being overweight cause diabetes?

not amazingly nice thing to do on the answers.

So, your girlfriend is on her length...?

raped

My husband watches porn?

ambien makes you sleep way of walking, actually doesn`t matter what you can do while you're awake you can do asleep. you probably had butt sex beside someone, or fingered your self

Need advice...please...???

I imagine someone took advantage and you have two penis stuck up you butt without condoms. Make sure you take checked out by a DR. Try not taking so many pills and booze.

DeepenVoice?

did one (or six) of the unicorns own his way next to you?