What is lotion? for..?

to mastabate with? is it any household product? or do you hold to buy it?

Answers:

well if you own any house hold chemicals laying around the house that would be obedient like something gummy like drain-o or something similar to that.

Is there a quicker, easier system of masturbation besides doing it by hand?

baby oil
coat conditioner
Dove soap (don't wanna dry out your skin now, ok?)
;-)
moisturizing lotion

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How can i gain weight...and swiftly...what can i eat? what supplements should i cart?

any lotion will do. You could use baby grease or vaseline, too.

What is a good fitness plan for building Chest and Biceps?

Saliva is cheap, available and its the best.

Will I be ok (real important)?

U can use doesn`t matter what is available at hand and which does not create itching like soap.