HOW DO i MAKE MY FARTS SMELL REALLY BAD!?

OK I WANNA KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO TO FART LIKE EVERY 10 MINUTES AND ALSO I WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM EXPAND REALLY FAR SO THAT PEOPLE ON LIKE 10 FEET AWAY CAN SMEEL THEM, AND I WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEM SO SMELLY AND STINKY THAT PEOPLE WILL LIKE CRY WHEN THEY SMELL IT.LOL. REMEMBER I WANT IT TO BE LONG STINK,FREQUENT AND HAVE A GOOD RANGE. OH AND IM UNDER 21 SO NO ALCHOL, HOW DO I DO THIS.

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eggs, beans, red meat, lots of protein
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I'm not sure why you'd WANT to. but lots of beans and garlic will sustain to make frequent and smelly flatulence for most nation.
Also, if you know of something you're allergic to, you can try taking that. Yes, that's normally a spiteful answer, but if your body is allergic to something, it will reject it. that means it will try to excrete it faster than commonplace. that means it can incentive more frequent flatulence, and often smellier (depending on what you're allergic to). I'm somewhat allergic to dairy products, so when I own some dairy products, my gas smells worse... and when I have eggs, I own bad (and I be determined REALLY bad) gas for a day or two.

Oh, and if you don't enjoy a lot of fiber contained by your diet, a cleanser like Chlorophyll will backing to remove a lot of toxins, and any toxins individual expelled from your body are likely to stink. but once they are cleaned, you won't smell as much.

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lots of beans and other mexican food

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EAT lot's of eggs and onions, beans, that is my recipe for disaster!
Bran, food close to spoling, anything that is full of beans and spices from an india indian food open market, like their punjab choli!!

and brocoli, Indian food will do the trick. Mexican food.

Egg farts and onion bagals, omg, husband threatened to divorce me over this horrible stinky habit.

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Chili with lots of cheese

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beans,eggs, garlic, extra protein, mixed together in a blender and wear thin pant.

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Unfresh Fruits like a soft brown, spotty banana, soft spotted fruits.
milk merely before it starts to spoil
buttermilk (do they still label that?)

Meat of all genus especially seafood, (shrimp, crawfish, scallops, lobsters)
addendum: exotic squally game: opposum, deer, rabbit, turtle, pheasant, buffalo, or doesn`t matter what is in your region.

To bring in a gassy situation drink while eating, drink carbonated sodas.

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Bean, Beans, Beans and meat! Onions too.

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ok this is what you do. look at all the answers you hold gotten and write down all the foods they told you to drink. Go out and purchase these foods and a blender if you dont already have one. Blend adjectives these foods together, and no matter how doomed to failure it tastes, drink it.. and eat A LOT of it (or i guess drink it). In establish for it to expand 10 feet.. get a little portable admirer run by batteries next to you to help it blow (although the smell may damage the farther it is blown). To make race cry from it is the hard cog though, because every individual has a different height stench they can tolerate. But good luck.

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dont poop for a long time (like a week) then they will smell sooooo bleak!!!!!!!

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