Urgent, Please help, I'm form of stuck?
OMG, this is most embarrasing. You see I have this hot latest girlfriend (gives me a woody every time I look at her), well anyways she's bringing her parents over to my apartment this afternoon to come across me for the first time.
To avoid the risk of an erection with her folks here, I thought I'd do my favorite article with the Hoover, approaching I have so abundant times before. This time be different though, you see there's a spring inside the extension that have a button used to hold attachments in place. Something must own happened to the spring because somehow it poked into my johnston, and it's extremely painful to try to return with my johnston out of there, I expect it's dug in pretty vast. I was hoping that if I could find it back up, I would know how to push it in further, consequently twist the extension while pulling it rotten. However, with the cramp as it is, there's nought I can think of that will contribute me an erection. Please offer suggestions, I'm desparate.
Answers:
ROFL
You idiot!
Okay, seriously, any call a doctor... err, a mechanic, or appropriate the vacuum apart yourself. Quickly.
Erm, you obligation to go to A&E pronto my friend.
The girlfriend mabey. I mean you said she give you one when you see her
but I wouldn't be worried about an erection. Go to the hospital if you ever want an errection again.
Hospital IMMEDIATEY.
so what we adjectives get them
Ho do i capture a close shave?
oh brother....so go to the er since your "johnson" gets infected and they enjoy to cut it off...you stoopid man....
ask someone for somethign to cut it off with(meaning the attchment
wow - don't play around with the vaccum anymore.....
How much cargo does a 165 lb guy do on the benchpress?
look on the bright side atleast you wont have to verbs about the erection promblem presently.. lol weird al sung a song that remindes me of your grill .. weinie in a bottle lol